Benefits of the Brushed Aluminum giving level

water_thumb.gif 090112_r18109_p465.jpgShouts and Murmurs, my favourite section in The New Yorker has a funny piece by Bruce McCall, proposing donor giving levels for a Charity Gala Event.

As part of the Brushed Aluminum Motley, you can expect to receive: Sandwich; unlimited water-glass refills; simulated autograph of Guest of Honor on cover of official event program; preferred coat-check queue position; use of rest room (depending on key availability); partially unobstructed head-table view.

Read the rest… and Happy Friday!

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